Re: Pilot prefers not to go to London.

"Bill Bonde ( 'Hi ho' )" <tributyltinpaint@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23434850-details/Flight+to+London+makes+emergency+landing+after+co-pilot+suffers+mental+breakdown/article.do
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>> The co-pilot of a Heathrow-bound plane was dragged kicking and
screaming
>> from the cockpit after suffering a mental breakdown while in control of
>> the flight.
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>> He began yelling and "invoking God" as the Air Canada 767 flew at
37,000
>> feet over the Atlantic. He was held down by other crew members and a
>> passenger, a member of the Canadian armed forces.
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>> Irish newspapers re****ted today that the co-pilot was "acting in a
>> peculiar manner and talking loudly to himself".
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> I think we shouldn't get too excited about this. The reaction of the
> pilot was probably that he just didn't want to risk seeing Gordon
> Brown's hair on the close up. In related news, I heard that Air Canada
> was actively recruiting Britney Spears to be the replacement pilot: "At
> no time were the safety of the passengers or crew in question." Really,
> so some bat**** crazy dude was controlling the flying surfaces of the
> aircraft while going 500 mph at 30,000 feet and yet there was no risk to
> the people onboard? After an airplane disintegrates on impact with the
> side of a mountain, I expect that Air Canada would say: "At no time were
> the safety of the passengers or crew in question."
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Who can blame him, considering that around 1000 screaming Brits a day
leave 
this 'vibrant' Socialist hell hole!

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> "In August Rudyard's listlessness called for another series of major and
> very unpleasant medical examinations.... He later joked ... 'If this is
> what Oscar Wilde went to prison for, he ought to have got the Victoria
> Cross.'", Andrew Lycett, "Rudyard Kipling"