Re: Greetings and whinings

On Tue, 27 Mar 2007 20:11:21 -0400, Anen <anne.magee@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:

>I don't know if anyone has noticed, but I haven't been here much
>lately, and I haven't even been answering my email really. The reason
>for this is that over the past few months I have developed a medical
>condition that has caused several medical professionals to insist that
>I be injected with toxic chemicals every few weeks.

Are these toxic chemicals being used to treat the condition or to
illuminate your various parts for the scan (dye)?

> Eventually a
>masked man will attack me with a knife and I will become lopsided.
>
>This, I'm sure you realize, is rather distracting, especially since
>the toxic chemicals are revealing something I have long suspected --
>my head is a *really* peculiar shape.
>
>I have spent considerable time in that big concrete building at the
>top of the hill, waiting. Waiting to have blood taken, waiting to have
>a MUGA scan, waiting to have an ECG, waiting to have a bone scan,
>waiting to have two different ultrasound examinations and two x-rays.
>In June, I will wait to have a CAT scan. I hope no one invents any
>other kinds of scans because I'm sick of scanners.
>
>I have so many appointments, I had to actually get a diary.
>
>On top of all that, I'm trying to sell my house, my car lease is
>expiring and my mother calls me EVERY SINGLE DAY.
>
>Could I sound any more pathetic? No, I guess not. I have achieved the
>desired level of patheticicicity...
>
>Anne, send me your funny hats and purple wigs girl...

Hmmm- I have that S'wester hat you all sent me....?

KS