Re: Greetings and whinings

On Mar 27, 11:31 pm, Alan Brand <alan.brandATs...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> On Tue, 27 Mar 2007 20:11:21 -0400, Anen <anne.ma...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >I don't know if anyone has noticed, but I haven't been here much
> >lately, and I haven't even been answering my email really.
>
> I noticed ... I thought you didn't love us any more.
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> >The reason
> >for this is that over the past few months I have developed a medical
> >condition that has caused several medical professionals to insist that
> >I be injected with toxic chemicals every few weeks. Eventually a
> >masked man will attack me with a knife and I will become lopsided.
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> >This, I'm sure you realize, is rather distracting, especially since
> >the toxic chemicals are revealing something I have long suspected --
> >my head is a *really* peculiar shape.
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> >I have spent considerable time in that big concrete building at the
> >top of the hill, waiting. Waiting to have blood taken, waiting to have
> >a MUGA scan, waiting to have an ECG, waiting to have a bone scan,
> >waiting to have two different ultrasound examinations and two x-rays.
> >In June, I will wait to have a CAT scan. I hope no one invents any
> >other kinds of scans because I'm sick of scanners.
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> >I have so many appointments, I had to actually get a diary.
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> >On top of all that, I'm trying to sell my house, my car lease is
> >expiring and my mother calls me EVERY SINGLE DAY.
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> >Could I sound any more pathetic? No, I guess not. I have achieved the
> >desired level of patheticicicity...
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> Bum. Bugger. And poop.
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> >Anne, send me your funny hats and purple wigs girl...
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> I only have a purple hat and funny wigs, will they do?
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Well, damn the luck.  I have no purple hat but am sending a purple
****rt and
a variety of hats.   I have a hunnerd of 'em.
Sparks - digging in closet girl