Re: Greetings from Upper Redneckia!

On 21 Dec 2006 11:40:04 -0800, "Sooz" <soozandtim@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:

>Just wanted to pop in to say Happy <insert appropriate winter holiday>
>to you all.
>
>Sooz, in a time crunch


Here's a good one, Sooz and Stuart:



Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply
that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor is it
the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or ***ual
preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are
accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the
original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is
void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion
of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within
the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance
of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Whew!

KS