Re: KNOCK KNOCK Anyone home?

Calum wrote:
> Anen wrote:
>
> > So you've been refusing to play bagpipes for 25 years?
>
> Got bored with it before I even hit puberty.  Was taught by a many-times
> world champion, though, so I knew my tachums from my taorluaths.

Went to a wedding in Troon. The bride and groom were piped into the
hotel. The old boy did his bit, put the pipes down, reached into his
s****ran and pulled out his hearing aid, which he then fitted.

If he plays it and doesn't want to listen to the racket, why should we
be subjected to it?

I can make the same noise with a row of 10 cats strapped to a plank and
a variety of pointy objects. It would also be more fun

G - against bagpipes as a matter of principle girl