KNOCK KNOCK Anyone home?

Just stopped by to say howya.  Been quite some time since I've posted
here.

Right now I have "The Englishman who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a
Mountain" on the tube and the music reminded me of you folks.  Don't
know why....................I got a catalog in the mail the other day
and there was a beginner/practice set of bagpipes in it but I really
don't have the spare cash at the moment.  I'd really like to learn to
play and since I don't have neighbors close enough to throw hard
objects, it should be all right.

I do have a question for any FOAKs, of which there are several here.
I've been researching the ancestors and came across some Scots.  How do
I know which clan I would belong to?  Is it the oldest one you can
trace back or is it on the maternal side or what?

Sparks - trotting off to find my lounge clothes girl