Re: Back to school blues

Anen wrote:

> So how'd it all go? How many cops did it take to break up the
> reception? Any interesting disasters of the kind that would win big
> money on Funniest Home Videos?

No, the day itself went unerringly smoothly (and the reception was done 
by about 1am, it not being a proper Scottish wedding), it was just the 
arrangements that were a nightmare.  (Brother who didn't come because 
wife wouldn't let him because we didn't invite her psycho daughter, 
father-in-law who didn't talk to us until the day itself because we 
didn't like the waistcoat he wanted to wear, and that sort of thing.)

> What's your married name?
> 
> Anne

No, it's not that.