Re: ho do I go about finding one?

Anen wrote:
> Quoth Alan Brand:
> 
>> Anen wrote:
>>> Quoth Alan Brand:
>>>
>>>
>>>> I've just got home from a quick trip to the Big City for the Jag Club

>>>> meeting - I had one large Timmy's on the way home and Jan accused me
of 
>>>> borderline drunkenosity because I'm so wired. Luckily I had decided
that 
>>>> 400kms of high speed driving required a total lack of alcohol - I was

>>>> (briefly) stopped by two RIDE traps on the way home - the OPP are so 
>>>> nice when they pull you over near midnight and you haven't been
drinking.
>>> I'd've thought they'd been suspicious. What reason could you  have for
>>> being out at that time of night if you're not drinking?
>> The first cop's reaction to me mentioning that I was on my way home to 
>> OS was "That's a hell of a long way, I hope she was worth it" to which
I 
>> replied "if she'd been that good I wouldn't be talking to you".
> 
> Ooh, do I smell ***ism?

It was the dog ...

>>>>> Except for unca Cecil's lot and the lone Alanian wail, it's been
like
>>>>> a tomb here.
>>>> I keep looking for Ms. Croft, but no luck so far
>>> Maybe she's one of Unca Cecil's lot.
>> She's certainly not my lot ...
> 
> Do you really think you could handle her?

She could certainly han ... never mind.

>>>>> Anne, rather surprised she was able to type this much without the
>>>>> pooter locking up on her
>>>> Have you had a meter installed?
>>> Is that what it is? And me with no ****llings.
>> Washers.
>>
>>> No, it's my old loptap. It's a To****ba 3000 and apparently To****bas
>>> are known to have a static problem that occasionally locks up the
>>> whole machine. I've tried a cure I found online and so far so good. 
>>>
>>> Of course, it often goes for days without locking up so I'm not
>>> singing and dancing just yet.
>> I look forward to the video. No, really.
> 
> Don't, as they say, hold your breath. The blankety blank thing locked
> up again yesterday. It also took about 10 tries to get it to start up
> in the first place. Today OTOH, it wouldn't shut down.

Time to knit yourself a new one.

-- 
AlanB