Let's get one thing straight, I am not the dog. The dog is afraid of
everything that is alive or even moves. But, once it sees something
that was moving, and it's not, it stands over it and barks.
Karma_Police wrote:
> The Flavored Coffee Guy wrote:
>
> > My dog only barks at little kids, and road kill.
>
> Must be the flavored coffee. Time to switch to decaf.
>
> Woof woof!
