Curmudgeon, kill-filled by all the best people,
in all the best news-groups.
Curmudgeon, putting the kybosh on everyone
and everything since way back when.
Curmudgeon, masquerading as a carbon
based life form.
Chartroom Gossip Monger.
Usenet Wrangler.
Internet Cybernaught.
Paragon of Ineptitude.
Chronic Inertia Master First Class.
Procrastinator Personified.
Existential Academy Reject.
Belligerent Pacifist.
