(stand up) Uh, my name is Chris.
afbgc: Hi, Chris.
Uh, my name is Chris, and I want to see Linna naked.
Amanda: Tell us how long you've felt this way, Chris.
Well, I mean, it was ever since Tinsel City. I mean come on, the
only fan service we get is that stupid ape-woman? It wasn't until episode
8 until we saw even Nene's shoulders, or anything above the knee. And
Crash! was the worst insult, because not only do we see Sylia in her
birthday suit-
Martin: She was covering her naughty bits, though.
Yes, yes, I know that. But if that wasn't bad enough, we get that
scene in that locker room. (grits teeth, clenches fists) The bastards!
Sometimes I stay awake and night and scream out my rage at those
animators.
(sighs) But it's not their fault, I know, it's mine.
Sarah: Tell us how your obsession has hurt those around you.
Well, back in 1994 I got onto Delphi, and spent three hours
downloading BGC images in the vain hope that there had been some secret
single-frame shot of sumptous, aerboics-instructor goodness, but there
was nothing. (Long puase) This was at peak hours.
(everyone else winces, someone lets out a "oooooh!")
I wish I could move on, but I can't. It's...
Brian: Come on Chris, say it. We're all waiting to hear it.
It's the headband.
(there are sighs of relief from all involved. Pops stands up and pats
Chris on the shoulder)
There are people out there, and they're like gods to me, they can
look at a woman in a headband and think "Hey, it's a woman in a
headband". But I can't do it, I find myself falling again and again.
(Chris sits down)
Pops: Okay, who's next?
(Brian rises)
Brian: My name is Brian, as you all know. And... Well, full dorsal nudity
was never enough for me. I want to see Nene's nipples.
-==Kensu==-
You've been fan-served.
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