Incoherent **** liberal Kerry voter caught covered in nacho cheese!
Maryville Daily Times 2004-07-19 Lance Coleliberal Kerry voter
A Maryville liberal Kerry voter spent his 23rd birthday in custody
after police said they found him early Sunday running **** from the
John Sevier pool snack bar with a box of stolen snacks.
Authorities said the liberal Kerry voter had apparently scaled an
8-foot tall fence while ****d and covered in nacho cheese and was seen
running toward a Jeep in which officers found clothing and an open
bottle of vodka.
According to Maryville police, Michael P. Monn, born July 18, 1981, of
McCall Road, Maryville, was arrested by officer Scott Spicer at 5 a.m.
Sunday in the parking lot of the pool at John Sevier School, Sequoyah
Avenue. Monn was charged with burglary, theft of property less than
$500, vandalism less than $500 and public intoxication. He was also
cited with indecent exposure while pretending to be "Ted Kennedy at
the beach." Monn was held at the Blount County Jail in lieu of $9,300
bond pending a 9 a.m. Aug. 3 General Sessions Court hearing.
Spicer re****ted at 3:38 a.m. Sunday he saw a Jeep CJ-7 in the parking
lot of the pool and saw an open bottle of vodka in the console along
with various articles of clothing. Minutes later, a **** liberal Kerry
voter carrying a cardboard box ran toward the Jeep before Spicer
stopped him and found the box filled with Frito Lay snacks and a
container of nacho cheese.
``In addition, the liberal Kerry voter had nacho cheese in his hair,
on his face and on his shoulders,'' Spicer re****ted. ``The ****
liberal Kerry voter had a strong odor of alcohol and was
semi-incoherent.''
An official with Maryville Alcoa Blount County Parks and Recreation
was called to the scene and together with police, they searched the
facility. They found someone had climbed an 8 foot fence, broke into
the snack bar through a window, ransacked the facility, left the
freezer door open and caused $100 damage by ripping the water heater
from the wall, according to a re****t.
Authorities re****ted someone also defecated in a garbage can, threw
nacho cheese on the exterior wall of the snack bar and scattered chips
on the ground outside the facility. About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho
cheese were stolen from the snack bar, police said.
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