On 27 Nov 2005 06:05:50 -0800, "Attacked By Marmosets!!"
<CLASSACT@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>I thought Dennis might enjoy this, so I'm reposting it on the skinhead
>NG:
For the full-on, authentic Globey experience, this should also be
x-posted to apuk, alt.fan.avril-lavigne and alt.scooter.
Sorted.
>
>
>Attacked By Marmosets!! wrote:
>> Attacked By Marmosets!! wrote:
>> > Andrew @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Rockface wrote:
>> > > Attacked By Marmosets!! wrote:
>> > > > Andrew @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Rockface wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > >>Attacked By Marmosets!! wrote:
>> > > >>
>> > > >>>Andrew @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Rockface wrote:
>> > > >>>
>> > > >>>
>> > > >>>>Attacked By Marmosets!! wrote:
>> > > >>>>
>> > > >>>>
>> > > >>>>>Dav wrote:
>> > > >>>>>
>> > > >>>>>
>> > > >>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>On 26 Nov 2005 16:22:57 -0800, "Attacked By Marmosets!!"
>> > > >>>>>><CLASSACT@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> > > >>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>>**** the Mormons and the Jehovah's Witnesses too.
>> > > >>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>I agree with the '**** Morrissey' part - he's a twat. I agree
with
>> > > >>>>>>most of the rest, with a few reservations.
>> > > >>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>
>> > > >>>>>You guys have few JWs and even fewer Mormons.
>> > > >>>>
>> > > >>>>"Few JWs"? Try **** loads of them: approx 150,000 according to
BBC.
>> > > >>>>There's a Jehovah's Witness church type thing in most towns in
the uk.
>> > > >>>>They're everywhere and luckly don't come to our door anymore
since I
>> > > >>>>talked to them a couple of times. Insistent ****ers that need a
good slap.
>> > > >>>
>> > > >>>
>> > > >>>I once told one that most of the people that Hitler sent to the
>> > > >>>camps...
>> > > >>
>> > > >>A friend of mine answered the door in a Jesus Christ pose and
proceeded
>> > > >>to tell them he was the anti-christ and that the Jehovah's
Witnesses
>> > > >>were going to be the first to feel his wrath. Oddly they never
came back.
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > > What'd be really funny is to have a giant phallus statue in the
living
>> > > > room. You could invite them in, then take the cover off of it
and
>> > > > declare, "This is what I wor****p!" Then they'd really stay
clear.
>> > > >
>> > > >>I did the evolution / dinosaur thing. This was before the idea of
>> > > >>"Intelligent Design". Nowadays I guess they'd argue back - the
swines!
>> > >
>> > > ****ing funny :)
>> >
>> > And when they start loooking shocked you say, "It's beautiful, isn't
>> > it? It's an exact replica of mine. The sculptor took a plaster
>> > cast..." By that time they'd be out the door.
>>
>> And if not, you could continue on, "Man, I was like this [making a fist
>> and holding out a forearm]. The sculptor had this assistand who was
>> SOOOO HOT! The **** she did, she had that mother****er standin' up and
>> salutin' like a little Marine. And he had her put on the plaster too.
>> I thought I was gonna blow one right then and there.
>> Every time I look at that thing it gives me the best hard on, 'cause I
>> remember that chick, you know.
>> So, whadda you all wor****p?
>> > >
>> > > --
>> > > Andrew @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Rockface
>> >
>> > --Bryan
>>
>> --Bryan
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