Colonel Jake wrote:
> "Colonel Jake" <SergeantYork@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:QMWdnbsc77oL2jnbnZ2dnUVZ_hynnZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> :
> : "BuhBumpBump" <Bozo_De_Niro@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> : news:1185163880.682779.305020@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> : : "Colonel Jake" <SergeantYork@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> : : news:tdCdnankduDuYj7bnZ2dnUVZ_jidnZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> : : > "BuhBumpBump" <Bozo_De_N...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> : : > news:1185152189.926138.298840@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> : : > : "Colonel Jake" <SergeantYork@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> : : > : news:i9OdnRd3XpL-ZD7bnZ2dnUVZ_ommnZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> : : > : > *we will all kneel and bow our heads*
> : : > : >
> : : > : >
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"Pinku-Sensei The Great One"
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> : : > : > *now we diligently pray*
> : : > : >
> : : > : > [=EF=BF=BD=EF=BF=BD=EF=BF=BDxYx=EF=BF=BD=EF=BF=BD=EF=BF=BD]
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Our Divine Goddess Of Usenet"
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> : : > : >
> : : > : > "Judge BuhBump-Bump" <Bozo_De_N...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> : : > : > news:1185004697.916447.38230@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> : : > : > : You ****ing boring moronic repetitive derivative idiot. Why
> : : > : > : do you post here in a comedy group? What makes you think
> : : > : > : compulsive behavior is ****ing funny you pathetic clueless
> : : > : > : moron.
> : : > : > : What's wrong with you!
> : : > : > :
> : : > : > : =3DJBB-<slap>
> : : > : >
> : : > : > COlOnel Jake Enterprises=EF=BF=BD
> : : > : > Presents
> : : > : > http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page991/
> : : > : >
> : : > : > --
> : : > : >
> : : > : > High Speed Internet Connection
> : : > : > http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page200/
> : : > : >
> : : > : > Dialup Internet Connection
> : : > : > http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page201/
> : : > : >
> : : > : > *thank you Master Pink and in the name of Goddess Kali*
> : : > : >
> : : > : > *so be it*
> : : > : >
> : : > : > =EF=BF=BD,.,=EF=BF=BD
> : : > : > :And then some...
> : : > : > `^'^=EF=BF=BD
> : : > :
> : : > : Just like the compulsive reposting moron you are, Jaksey, you
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> : : > : repost again and never say a ****ing thing worth reading ...
duh.
> : : > :
> : : > : -Bozo-
> : : >
> : : > It wasnt about?,
> : : > "The post!!! (you ****ing retard),...., it was about
> : : > the link!!!..."
> : : >
> : : > So?,
> : : > "**** you too!!!,...., ACS KoOk'ster!!!..."
> : : > http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=3DBozo+de+Niro
> : : >
> : : > COlOnel Jake Enterprises=EF=BF=BD
> : : > Presents
> : : > http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page991/
> : :
> : : Cute. Kookle.
> :
> : Yeah?,
> : "That belongs to Alt.Usenet.Kooks!!! (Teh Cabal Group)..."
> :
> : :
> : : I'm sorry but I don't usually click on links unless<slap>
> :
> : The real reason?,
> : "And dont feel bad when I explain the truth, because their is
> : no way for you hiding it Bozo!!!,...., the real reason why you
> : dont click on hyper-links is because?!?!?!,...., you have a
> : Dialup Account!!!,...., and anything more than 1MB big, can
> : take forever to popup on your screen,...., and most of my
> : webpages are at least 5MB in size, which will take you Bozo
> : about 25 to 30 minutes before it'll popup on your screen (as
> : long as it dont exceed 5MB),...., so Bozo?!?!?!,...., quit
> : giving us, 'I'm sorry but I don't usually click on links
> : unless,' bull**** cause we all know the real reason why, which
> : is because you're a 'Dialup Mother ****er!!!,' who dont get to
> : play like the rest of us!!!,...., but dont take it so bad, if
> : you ever get some time?!?!?!,...., go to the Library and check
> : out what you've been missing!!!..."
> :
> : The last time I had Dialup?,
> : "Was back in 2001,...., it was so ****ED!!!,...., I almost
> : killed my family over it,...., so I can understand all of
> : mostly everything you must be going through right now Bozo,
> : believe me when I say, 'Get High Speed As Soon As Possible,'
> : cause it will Bozo?!?!?!,...., Save Your Life!!!,...., even if
> : you have to eat Beans and Rice, 1-week out of each month, 'Get
> : High Speed Internet Access,' unless you like living a for real,
> : ****ED UP LIFE!!!..."
> :
> : This is your?,
> : "Message Properties!!!,...., check out the Reverse DNS:..."
> : (dialup-4.182.6.86.dial1.sanjose1.level3.net., aint no hiding it)
> :
> : IP address: 4.182.6.86
> : Reverse DNS: dialup-4.182.6.86.dial1.sanjose1.level3.net.
> : Reverse DNS authenticity: [Verified]
> : ASN: 3356
> : ASN Name: Level3 (Level 3 Communications)
> : IP range connectivity: 4
> : Registrar (per ASN): RIPE
> : Country : US [United States]
> : Country Currency: USD [United States Dollars]
> : Country IP Range: 4.0.0.0 to 4.255.255.255
> : Country fraud profile: Normal
> : City: San Jose, California
> :
> : Let me guess Bozo?,
> : "Since you're living in San Jose?!?!?!,...., you should be
> : getting better than 40Kbps (thats Kilo-bits per second, not
> : Kilo-Bytes per second (big difference)), unless you're living way
> : out in the woods where the copper (phone lines) are really ****ed
> : (only maintained when there is an actual connection loss), and
> : you're only able to get about 18Kbps to about a 22kbps (the 18 to
> : 22Kbps usually takes about 10 to 15-minutes per 1MB of Internet
> : Data to pipe into your computer (thats when you REALLY
> : want to ****ING commit suicide))..."
> :
> : :
> : : there's a convincing and persuasive argument. I'm looking for
> : : brevity. It's not you personally that so annoying, it's just your
> : : repetitive format, it's just so fatiguing.
> : :
> : : -Bozo-<slap>
> : :
> :
> :
WoW ! ...and "MEs" karaKROAKing ? ...can't wait 2 get on "ME" slow azz
PC ...
=2E..Heh...
=2E.."ME" jus' sang for "ALL" (if ya know twat "me"ans)
=2E..I mean "ALL" da loving couples ..ahem!) "LOVE Won't Let "ME"
Wait"...
ANDthen ...Dey were ALL makin'OUT'tongs'in'ALL...f'n-A !...d outher
nite...wnen "ME" sang..."UnChained Melody"...AnD everybody anybuddy
was gettin down gettn funky gettn loose...ummmmmm! ...
=2E..Kissn'N'stuff ;>)
=2E.Heh! (Heh, sum Babes iz tryn 2 bumpn "ME"..STOPitwoman!..heh) . Butt
anyway ...if dey keep makin' out...da BAR ain't "makin"any-MONEY" !...
(If dey ALL "makin-OUT")...
I'd take a pic BUTt ...itZa invasion of "Privacy" ...(Lik GO.
OooooGol...heh)
=2E..My protest beef 4 dis evening...heh
AnYway... "Me's" gittn' "BANded" 4 dis evening COZ dey wanted another
"LOVE" tune (2 due der thang...)...
"After Da Lovin'" tune..."ME" got bold and last line sang "...After
the "BLEEpN"...etc.
ANDthen...
Da DJ kicked "ME" out...F'n-A!"...
=2E
(Well, 4 D' evening....)
=2E
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