Re: PING nelohT: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2008

Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK,
DSOCPL, EOTHIDIAUTP, GGGHD, HCNB, MU, BCB, CPFWJ, CPFG, MWFA, CEM
<popesnarky@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> writes:

> Hail Eris!

Who is "Eris", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

> Classic "oar pin" Tholenator

Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

> "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
" tholed:

What was allegedly endured while writing, Snarky?

>> Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK,
>> DSOCPL, EOTHIDIAUTP, GGGHD, HCNB, MU, BCB, CPFWJ, CPFG, MWFA, CEM
>> writes:

>>> Hail Eris!

>> Who is "Eris", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
>> alias.

> There are six newsgroups in this x-poast, Classic "oar pin"
> Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
". Which of them do you mean?

I see that you didn't answer the question, Snarky.  No surprise there,
really.

>>> Classic "oar pin" Tholenator

>> Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that
>> alias.

> There are six newsgroups in this x-poast, Classic "oar pin"
> Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
". Which of them do you mean?

I see that you didn't answer the question, Snarky.  No surprise there,
really.

>>> "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
" tholed:

>> What was allegedly endured while writing, Snarky?

> You endured the sheer frustration of not being able to have me arrested,
> Classic "oar pin" Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
",

Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

> for the crime of x-poasting into your sandboxes, of course!

Classic erroneous presupposition.

> To wit, comp.os.os2.advocacy
> and rec.s****t.basketball.college -- if you're familiar with the concept
> of metaphor, then you understand that I'm not describing those
> newsgroups as literal "sandboxes", but instead deriding your
> net.KKKoppery, Classic "oar pin" Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
".

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alias.

>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion writes:

>>>>> Art Deco attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>> :nelohT

>>>>>>>> :nelohT

>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :nelohT

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Still suffering from attribution problems, Deco?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Classic erroneous presupposition.  Still beating your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wife, Tholen?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Note:  no response.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Note:  no response.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Note:  no response.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Note:  no response.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Note:  no response.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Note:  no response.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Note:  no response.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Note:  no response.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Note:  no response.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Note:  no response.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Classic erroneous presupposition.  I see that you ran
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away from several
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pieces of evidence of your kookery, Deco.  No surprise
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there, really.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Classic kookery on your part, Deco:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi, Tholen!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi, Tholen!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi, Tholen!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi, Tholen!

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi, Tholen!

>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi, Tholen!

>>>>>>>>>>> Hi, Tholen!

>>>>>>>>>> Hi, Tholen!

>>>>>>>>> What does that have to do with college basketball, ah?

>>>>>>>> Hi, Tholen!

>>>>>>> What does that have to do with college basketball, Deco?

>>>>>> Hi, Tholen!

>>>>> Hi, Tholen!*

>>>> What does that have to do with college basketball, Snarky?

>>> What does your question have to do with Art Bell, OS/2 advocacy,
>>> astronomy, or for that matter, college basketball itself, Classic "oar
>>> pin" Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
"?

>> I see that you didn't answer the question, Snarky.  No surprise there,
>> really.

> Your question had as much to do with college basketball as it did with
> Art Bell, Classic "oar pin" Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
".

Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

> In a word, nada.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

> Hence, why should anything I might post have something to with
> either of them?

What does your question have to do with college basketball, Snarky?

> In alt.usenet.kooks, anything to do with you, Classic
> "oar pin" Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
", is very much on-topic, so I
> really don't need to worry if I'm being sufficiently topical in posts
> which you can read from other newsgroups.

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alias.

>>>>> Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5 The
>>>>> God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pig****er In The Universe
Stupidity
>>>>> Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change. Most Hated Usenetizen of
All
>>>>> Time #13; Lits **** #16

>>>> Non sequitur.

>>> No, it's a .sig,

>> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

> No, really, it is

Another unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

> -- it may be against the conventional rules for
> ..sigfiles in its dimensions, but it's totally within the regulations
for
> ..sigfile dimensions according to teh mighty Empire of MEOW, to the
court
> of which I am Teh Secretary.

Further evidence that you live in a fantasy world, Snarky.

> Therefore, I have some discretion in the
> matter. You may now protest with great vigour and passion.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

>>> silly.

>> Who is "silly", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
>> alias.

> There are six newsgroups in this x-poast, Classic "oar pin"
> Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
". Which of them do you mean?

Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

>>> Perhaps a tad long, but you can always go cry in your beer about that,
>>> if you like, Classic "oar pin" Tholenator

>> Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that
>> alias.

> There are six newsgroups in this x-poast, Classic "oar pin"
> Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
". Which of them do you mean?

Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

>>> "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
". Or scream at me, or drone, or whatever.

>> What does that have to do with college basketball, Snarky?

> Your question had as much to do with college basketball as it did with
> Art Bell, Classic "oar pin" Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
".

Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

> In a word, nada.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

> Hence, why should anything I might post have something to with
> either of them?

What does your question have to do with college basketball, Snarky?

> In alt.usenet.kooks, anything to do with you, Classic
> "oar pin" Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
", is very much on-topic, so I
> really don't need to worry if I'm being sufficiently topical in posts
> which you can read from other newsgroups.

Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

>>>>> [*] Ten quatloos says Tholen fails to note the identity of this
poster
>>>>> from the sigfile.

>>>> Non sequitur.

>>> Well, dangitall. <pays ten quatloos to the kitty, since no one took
the
>>> bet> Here, Fluffy.

>> Who is "Fluffy", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
>> alias.

> There are six newsgroups in this x-poast, Classic "oar pin"
> Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
". Which of them do you mean?

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alias.

>>>>> Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
>>>>> AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
>>>>> Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me
>>>>> your sekrit messages.

>>>> Non sequitur.

>>> Oh, really?

>> What does your question have to do with college basketball, Snarky?

> Your question had as much to do with college basketball as it did with
> Art Bell, Classic "oar pin" Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
".

Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

> In a word, nada.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

> Hence, why should anything I might post have something to with
> either of them?

What does your question have to do with college basketball, Snarky?

> In alt.usenet.kooks, anything to do with you, Classic
> "oar pin" Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
", is very much on-topic, so I
> really don't need to worry if I'm being sufficiently topical in posts
> which you can read from other newsgroups.

Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

>>> So where do *you* think I should put instructions on how to reply to
me
>>> in email, then, O All-Knowing And Supremely Wise Classic "oar pin"
>>> Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
"?

>> Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that
>> alias.

> There are six newsgroups in this x-poast, Classic "oar pin"
> Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
". Which of them do you mean?

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alias.

>>>>> To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a
>>>>> dog****er

>>>> Non sequitur.

>>> No, it's a verbally abusive description of someone who isn't Classic
>>> "oar pin" Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
", Classic "oar pin"
Tholenator
>>> "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
".

>> Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that
>> alias.

> There are six newsgroups in this x-poast, Classic "oar pin"
> Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
". Which of them do you mean?

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alias.

>>> I know that must be a mind-boggling concept for you, Classic "oar pin"
>>> Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
",

>> Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that
>> alias.

> There are six newsgroups in this x-poast, Classic "oar pin"
> Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
". Which of them do you mean?

Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

>>> what with you, Classic "oar pin" Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
",

>> Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that
>> alias.

> There are six newsgroups in this x-poast, Classic "oar pin"
> Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
". Which of them do you mean?

Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

>>> being such a magnet for abuse for the past fifteen years or more,

>> Classic erroneous presupposition.

> Classic denial of reality.

Why do you deny reality, Snarky?

>>> but there actually are other k00ks on usenet who receive the
attentions
>>> of AUK.

>> What do the kooks who post there have to do with college basketball,
>> Snarky?

> What does your question have to do with Art Bell, OS/2 advocacy,
> astronomy, or for that matter, college basketball itself, Classic "oar
> pin" Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
"?

Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

>>> Crazy, isn't it?

>> What does your question have to do with college basketball, Snarky?

> What does your question have to do with Art Bell, OS/2 advocacy,
> astronomy, or for that matter, college basketball itself, Classic "oar
> pin" Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
"?

Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

>>> One would think that
>>> Classic "oar pin" Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
" isn't the most
>>> im****tant k00k on usenet, or something.

>> Who is "Tholenator", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that
>> alias.

> There are six newsgroups in this x-poast, Classic "oar pin"
> Tholenator "tholen@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
". Which of them do you mean?

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alias.

>>> All Hail Discordia!

>> Who is "Discordia", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that
>> alias.

> FIVE TONS OF FLAX!

Non sequitur.

> All Hail Discordia!

Who is "Discordia", Snarky?  There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

> REPENT. The End is always near.

Non sequitur.