Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2008

On Mon, 12 May 2008 19:16:03 -0500, Lady Veteran <armyvet@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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wrote:

>On Sun, 11 May 2008 09:38:03 -0700, Troll #327 <leonard@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>On Sun, 11 May 2008 12:35:40 -0400, Sharky <sharky@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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wrote:
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>>>Lady Veteran wrote:
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>>>>The only time I post to AUK is when there is a cross post, like this.
>>>>
>>>>It is proof that rumor and innuendo will win out over facts and  truth
>>>>ever time.  
>>>>
>>>>My nomination and "award" is indicative of the gossip mongers and
>>>>brain stems who have such a following.
>>>>
>>>>I march to my own drummer and am NOT ASHAMED of ANYTHING I have done.
>>>>
>>>>Enjoy your idiocy. Someday you will all chock on it.
>>>
>>>I'm seriously disappointed with the froth level in your acceptance
>>>speech. A few more paragraphs of denial would have been much more
>>>entertaining.
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>>I agree.  Especially for a veteran, she is not holding up her end of the
stick.
>>We have come to expect much more out of those who have served our
country.  Is
>>it me or are these self proclaimed veterans just trying to skate by
without
>>really making that serious commitment?
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>>Of course "chock" on it draws several snickers from the gallery.
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>I am sure it did....can you figure out what the word should have been?
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>C'mon-use that thing between your ears.


Why?  You haven't used yours in quite some time.  A triple kOOk play is
pretty
unique.  

Q.  You know how you catch a unique bird?

A.  You have to nique up on it.


>LV
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