Re: Lits o' w(h)inners: AUK Awards 4/07 through 4/08

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:

>Updated.
>
>Winners up to 3/07 can be found at http://www.club127.net/auk/search.php

[...]

>GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
>04/07 Rhonda Lea Kirk
>05/07 Sam A. Moser, A.K.A. "Yeshua is my Savior"
>06/07 Robert E. McElwaine
>07/07 David Tholen
>08/07 Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
>09/07 Not presented
>10/07 Not presented
>11/07 Not presented
>12/07 Daniel Joseph Min
>01/08 Not presented
>02/08 Greg "Greegor" Hanson
>03/08 alt.religion.jehovahs-witn
>04/08 Not presented

One.
>
>JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>
>04/07 Professeur Von TwoSteps
>05/07 Crash Street Kidd
>06/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
>07/07 Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>08/07 Charles Lysaght
>09/07 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>10/07 Bill Hughes
>11/07 Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
>12/07 The Big-8 Management Board
>01/08 Anthony X AKA Sir Tony Brandy
>02/08 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>03/08 John Wenztky
>04/08 David Tholen

Two.
>
>BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
>04/07 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
>05/07 Not presented
>06/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
>07/07 David Tholen
>08/07 Not presented
>09/07 Alexa Cameron
>10/07 Not presented
>11/07 Rush Limbaugh
>12/07 Duke the American-American
>01/08 Not presented
>02/08 Not presented
>03/08 The No Salvation Army of alt.atheism
>04/08 Not presented

Three.
>
>PALMJOB PADDLE
>
>04/07 ****chMonkey4Life
>05/07 NunYa Bidness, a.k.a. "Massive Prong"
>06/07 Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
>07/07 Not presented
>08/07 Raymond Karczewski
>09/07 David Tholen
>10/07 Jim Riley
>11/07 The Big-8 Management Board
>12/07 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>01/08 Not presented
>02/08 Big-8 Management Board and news.groups.proposals
>03/08 Hagar
>04/08 Not presented

Four.

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>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
>04/07 Barbara Schwarz
>05/07 Ed Conrad
>06/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
>07/07 David Tholen
>08/07 Jean-Paul Turcaud
>09/07 Raymond Karczewski
>10/07 Bill Hughes
>11/07 Not presented.
>12/07 Alexa Cameron
>01/08 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>02/08 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
>03/08 Usenet Freedom Fighters
>04/08 Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter

Five.
>
>GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER  "KICKED @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
" AWARD
>
>04/07 Steve Chaney
>05/07 Not presented
>06/07 Not presented
>07/07 Not presented
>08/07 David Tholen
>09/07 Not presented
>10/07 Not presented
>11/07 Not presented.
>12/07 Not presented.
>01/08 Not presented
>02/08 Not presented
>03/08 Not presented
>04/08 Not presented

Six.

>TAR & FEATHERS
>
>04/07 Barbara Schwarz
>05/07 Honest John
>06/07 Not presented
>07/07 Not presented
>08/07 David Tholen
>09/07 Not presented
>10/07 Big-8 Management Board
>11/07 Not presented.
>12/07 Bill Hughes
>01/08 Not presented
>02/08 Richard "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville
>03/08 Gerald Newton
>04/08 Not presented

Seven.
>
>BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>
>04/07 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
>05/07 Douglas "Doogie" Grant
>06/07 Not presented
>07/07 Hagar
>08/07 Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
>09/07 Tom Potter
>10/07 Not presented
>11/07 Ed Conrad
>12/07 Bill Hughes
>01/08 Carl "calrog" Rogers
>02/08 Not presented
>03/08 rec.s****t.pro-wrestling
>04/08 David Tholen

Eight.

[...]

>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>
>04/07 ****chMonkey4Life
>05/07 Not presented
>06/07 The Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>07/07 Not presented
>08/07 Bill Hughes
>09/07 Ed Conrad
>10/07 Not presented
>11/07 Not presented
>12/07 Not presented
>01/08 Not presented
>02/08 John Wentzky
>03/08 Not presented
>04/08 David Tholen

Nine.

[...]
>
>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>
>04/07 Steve "BowTie" Young, trained by Lionel
>05/07 Not presented
>06/07 Tom Potter, trained by Art Deco
>07/07 Not presented
>08/07 Tim "Three ****ing Weeks" Thorne, trained by Gary Burnore
>09/07 Dave Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy
>10/07 Not presented
>11/07 Not presented
>12/07 Not presented
>01/08 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska, trained by Kevin A. Cannon
>02/08 Not presented
>03/08 Will Dockery, trained by OB of rec.arts.poems
>04/08 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Cujo de Sockpuppet

Ten.

Ten new kook awards for nelohT in the past 13 months, which bring the
grand total to 19.

Go, nelohT, go!

-- 
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
  -- David Tholen