Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2008

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
news:g05ij9$le4$1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 

> <music>
> "20th Century Fox Fanfare"
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
> </music>
> 
> The time has come to announce the winners of the April 2008 Usenet
> Kook Awards.  Envelopes, please!

> 
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> 
>  The winner is...LADY VETERAN!
> 
>  16 votes Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
>  08 votes Greg "Greegor" Hanson
>  00 votes Neither of the above
> 
> Congratulations, Lady Veteran!  In a battle of the former also-rans
> for this award, you pulled off a big win against a fellow who displays
> his kookery on AUK nearly every day, while you only rarely posted
> yours to AUK. 
> 
> Stay right here.  The next two awards are yours, as well.
> 
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> 
>  The winner is...LADY VETERAN!
> 
>  16 votes Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
>  07 votes Anthony X
>  00 votes Neither of the above
> 
> Congratulations a second time, LV!  Your cluelessness about
> appropriate behavior on USENET defeated someone who went on a crusade
> to get a poster's Google Groups account nuked when the poster doesn't
> even post out of Google Groups.  It's difficult to top that, but you
> did! 
> 
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> 
>  The winner is...LADY VETERAN!
> 
>  15 votes Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
>  09 votes David Tholen
>  01 votes Neither of the above
> 
> Congratulations a final time, LV!  Your propensity for real-lifing
> your opponents has earned you a sweep of the top three monthly core
> awards, which may be unprecidented and means that you have gone from a
> non-winner to hitting the big time in one month.  Also, it means that
> you will be on the Kooks of the Year ballot next January four times. 
> Do you have a website?  You could be on it a fifth time, too.

Great job, blubberbutt!  The day you've waited your entire life for is 
here at last.

> 
> And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big individual
> w(h)inner--Lady Veteran!
> 
> <music>
> "Pinky and The Brain, 'Brainstem'"
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snO68aJTOpM
> </music>