Lits o' w(h)inners: AUK Awards 4/07 through 4/08

Updated.

Winners up to 3/07 can be found at http://www.club127.net/auk/search.php

KOOK OF THE MONTH

04/07 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
05/07 Tom Potter
06/07 Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
07/07 Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
08/07 Bill Hughes
09/07 Lady Motown
10/07 Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
11/07 John Wentzky
12/07 Duke the American-American
01/08 Jeff Relf
02/08 George Dance
03/08 Hagar
04/08 Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH

04/07 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
05/07 Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
06/07 Hagar
07/07 Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
08/07 Bill AKA Respondant
09/07 Pamela Russell
10/07 Chief Thracian
11/07 The Big-8 Management Board
12/07 Duke the American-American
01/08 Ilya Shambat and the Shambat Household
02/08 George Dance and Jeff Relf (tie)
03/08 Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
04/08 Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran

COWARD OF THE MONTH

04/07 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
05/07 Honest John
06/07 Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
07/07 Edmond Heinz Wollmann
08/07 Bill Hughes
09/07 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
10/07 Bill Hughes
11/07 Andrew B. Chung
12/07 Bill Hughes
01/08 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
02/08 Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
03/08 Alexa Cameron
04/08 Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran

LOONEY MAROON AWARD

04/07 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
05/07 Brad Guth
06/07 Tom Potter
07/07 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
08/07 Dr. Andrew B. Chung
09/07 Alexa Cameron
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Rush Limbaugh
12/07 Bill Hughes
01/08 Jerry Stuckle
02/08 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
03/08 Usenet Freedom Fighters
04/08 Not presented

GOLDEN KILLFILE

04/07 Rhonda Lea Kirk
05/07 Sam A. Moser, A.K.A. "Yeshua is my Savior"
06/07 Robert E. McElwaine
07/07 David Tholen
08/07 Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
09/07 Not presented
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Not presented
12/07 Daniel Joseph Min
01/08 Not presented
02/08 Greg "Greegor" Hanson
03/08 alt.religion.jehovahs-witn
04/08 Not presented

JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD

04/07 Professeur Von TwoSteps
05/07 Crash Street Kidd
06/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
07/07 Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
08/07 Charles Lysaght
09/07 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
10/07 Bill Hughes
11/07 Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
12/07 The Big-8 Management Board
01/08 Anthony X AKA Sir Tony Brandy
02/08 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
03/08 John Wenztky
04/08 David Tholen

BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER

04/07 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
05/07 Not presented
06/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
07/07 David Tholen
08/07 Not presented
09/07 Alexa Cameron
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Rush Limbaugh
12/07 Duke the American-American
01/08 Not presented
02/08 Not presented
03/08 The No Salvation Army of alt.atheism
04/08 Not presented

PALMJOB PADDLE

04/07 PorchMonkey4Life
05/07 NunYa Bidness, a.k.a. "Massive Prong"
06/07 Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
07/07 Not presented
08/07 Raymond Karczewski
09/07 David Tholen
10/07 Jim Riley
11/07 The Big-8 Management Board
12/07 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
01/08 Not presented
02/08 Big-8 Management Board and news.groups.proposals
03/08 Hagar
04/08 Not presented

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD

04/07 Mike "Miguel" Cranston
05/07 Brad Guth and Catherine Burr (tie)
06/07 Dr. Andrew B. Chung
07/07 Dr. Andrew B. Chung
08/07 Scott Abraham
09/07 Catherine Burr and Tom Potter (tie)
10/07 Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
11/07 Andrew B. Chung
12/07 Ken Pangborn
01/08 Not presented
02/08 Not presented
03/08 Charles Lysaght
04/08 Douglas "Doogie" Grant

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD

04/07 Tom Potter
05/07 The Anti-Relativists of sci.physics
06/07 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
07/07 Paine Ellsworth AKA Painius of alt.astronomy and
      Bill Sheppard AKA Oldcoot
08/07 "Singing Starving Stomach" by Dr. Andrew B. Chung
09/07 "The Real Theory of Relativity is being suppressed" by Double-A and
      "The 911 Twin Towers Hologram" by Raymond Karczewski (tie)
10/07 Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
11/07 Not presented.
12/07 "Humans butchered dinosaurs before they were mummified"
       by Lin Liangtai
01/08 Not presented
02/08 Not presented
03/08 "Flowing Space Magnetism" by Bill "Oldcoot" Sheppard and
      "The unified force as algebraic middle between all four 
       fundamental ones" by Dedanoe Unlishnidaos (tie)
04/08 "Morgellons Is A Man-Made Silicon Based Life Form" by Alexa Cameron

DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM

12/07 Douglas Grant (lifetime achievement)
01/08 Alexa Cameron (lifetime achievement)
02/08 Warhol (Holocaust revisionism)
03/08 Man with foreskin (Holocaust revisionism)
04/08 "Revisionist claims about Galileo" by John Wentzky

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY

04/07 Barbara Schwarz
05/07 Ed Conrad
06/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
07/07 David Tholen
08/07 Jean-Paul Turcaud
09/07 Raymond Karczewski
10/07 Bill Hughes
11/07 Not presented.
12/07 Alexa Cameron
01/08 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
02/08 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
03/08 Usenet Freedom Fighters
04/08 Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter

GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER  "KICKED @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
" AWARD

04/07 Steve Chaney
05/07 Not presented
06/07 Not presented
07/07 Not presented
08/07 David Tholen
09/07 Not presented
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Not presented.
12/07 Not presented.
01/08 Not presented
02/08 Not presented
03/08 Not presented
04/08 Not presented

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART

04/07 Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
05/07 Michael "Howdy / Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
06/07 Richard "Teh St00pid" Bullis
07/07 Edmond Heinz Wollmann
08/07 Tom "Tosser" Bishop
09/07 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
10/07 Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne
11/07 Not presented.
12/07 Michael "Howdy / Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
01/08 Ken Pangborn
02/08 Richard "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville
03/08 Usenet Freedom Fighters
04/08 Not presented

BOBO AWARD

04/07 Not presented
05/07 Not presented
06/07 Not presented
07/07 Seaman Russell Tavares AKA Pyrodice
08/07 Christopher "Rizler" Smith and Michael Vick
09/07 Not presented
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Fred Phelps/WBC/godhatesfags.com
12/07 Not presented
01/08 Not presented
02/08 Keith Francis William Noble AKA "adolfhitler at shaw dot ca"
03/08 Not presented
04/08 Brandon Herbert, Amber Herbert, and Jeanette "Rauni" Runyon

TAR & FEATHERS

04/07 Barbara Schwarz
05/07 Honest John
06/07 Not presented
07/07 Not presented
08/07 David Tholen
09/07 Not presented
10/07 Big-8 Management Board
11/07 Not presented.
12/07 Bill Hughes
01/08 Not presented
02/08 Richard "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville
03/08 Gerald Newton
04/08 Not presented

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

04/07 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
05/07 Douglas "Doogie" Grant
06/07 Not presented
07/07 Hagar
08/07 Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
09/07 Tom Potter
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Ed Conrad
12/07 Bill Hughes
01/08 Carl "calrog" Rogers
02/08 Not presented
03/08 rec.sport.pro-wrestling
04/08 David Tholen

UNABOMBER SURPRISE

04/07 MCP of soc.men
05/07 Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
06/07 Not presented
07/07 Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
08/07 Bill Hughes
09/07 Archimedes Plutonium
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Ken Pangborn
12/07 Not presented
01/08 Not presented
02/08 Not presented
03/08 Pamela Russell
04/08 Daniel Joseph Min

GOOFY AZZED BABBOON

04/07 Not presented
05/07 Not presented
06/07 Not presented
07/07 Bill Hughes
08/07 Dale Kelly
09/07 Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Not presented
12/07 Dolf "Qolon" Boek
01/08 Not presented
02/08 Not presented
03/08 Jeff Relf
04/08 Not presented

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK

04/07 PorchMonkey4Life
05/07 Not presented
06/07 The Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
07/07 Not presented
08/07 Bill Hughes
09/07 Ed Conrad
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Not presented
12/07 Not presented
01/08 Not presented
02/08 John Wentzky
03/08 Not presented
04/08 David Tholen

72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD

04/07 Not presented
05/07 Not presented
06/07 Not presented
07/07 Not presented
08/07 Not presented
09/07 Not presented
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Not presented
12/07 Duke the American-American
01/08 Not presented
02/08 Zanthius
03/08 Brenda "SkyEyes" Nelson
04/08 Daniel Joseph Min

BALSA GAVEL

04/07 Not presented
05/07 Not presented
06/07 Not presented
07/07 Not presented
08/07 Not presented
09/07 Not presented
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Not presented
12/07 Not presented
01/08 Not presented
02/08 Not presented
03/08 Not presented
04/08 Douglas "Doogie" Grant

ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET

04/07 Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt and Sylvia "PSYLVIA" 
Sullivan (tie)
05/07 Darla Pere
06/07 Not presented
07/07 Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
08/07 Not presented
09/07 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Not presented
12/07 Not presented
01/08 Not presented
02/08 Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
03/08 Johnny Wizard
04/08 Not presented

KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL

04/07 Not presented
05/07 Not presented
06/07 Not presented
07/07 Not presented
08/07 Not presented
09/07 Not presented
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Bill Hughes
12/07 Not presented
01/08 Not presented
02/08 Not presented
03/08 Johnny Wizard
04/08 Not presented

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD

04/07 Steve "BowTie" Young, trained by Lionel
05/07 Not presented
06/07 Tom Potter, trained by Art Deco
07/07 Not presented
08/07 Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne, trained by Gary Burnore
09/07 Dave Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Not presented
12/07 Not presented
01/08 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska, trained by Kevin A. Cannon
02/08 Not presented
03/08 Will Dockery, trained by OB of rec.arts.poems
04/08 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Cujo de Sockpuppet

EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY

04/07 Dr. Andrew B Chung, Easter Sunday.
11/07 John Wentzky, Thanksgiving Weekend.
12/07 Ken Pangborn, Christmas Day.
01/08 MI5Victim, New Years Day.
03/08 Duke the American-American, Easter Weekend

FR00TCAKE

2007 Raymond Karczewski

BAG OF COAL

2007 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie

KOOK OF THE YEAR

2007 Raymond Ronald Karczewski

ROOKIE KOOK OF THE YEAR

2007 Bill Hughes

COWARD OF THE YEAR

2007 Andrew B. Chung

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE YEAR

2007 Big-8 Management Board

BARDLEY ANNUAL "WHINING BABY NEW YEAR" AWARD

2008 Ken Pangborn

RICHBULL.COM MEMORIAL AWARD FOR KOOKSITE OF THE YEAR

2007 http://skywriter.diaryland.com
[Chuck Lysaght's Blaaaargh]

JAYNE KULIKAUSKAS "CHUMP OF THE SUMMER" PIN

08/07 Bill Hughes

RICHARD M. NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD

08/07 Edmond Heinz Wollmann
12/07 Will Dockery and Kenneth Pangborn (tie)

EMMETT GULLEY OBSESSO AWARD

04/07 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
05/07 Not presented
06/07 Not presented
07/07 Not presented
08/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
09/07 Not presented
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Not presented
12/07 Not presented
01/08 Not presented
02/08 Not presented
03/08 Not presented
04/08 Not presented

TINFOIL SOMBRERO

04/07 Not presented
05/07 Not presented
06/07 Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
07/07 Not presented
08/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
09/07 Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Not presented
12/07 Not presented
01/08 Not presented
02/08 Not presented
03/08 Not presented
04/08 Not presented

THE THREE MONKEYS STATUE (unique award)

08/07 Saucerheads of alt.astronomy

ORDER OF LENIN FOR USEFULNESS

04/08 Colonel Jake

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER

04/07 Sean Monaghan and Cujo de Sockpuppet
      for Fake Caballista/Alcatroll LART
05/07 Not presented
06/07 Kevin A. Cannon for the fake Chuck Lysaght
07/07 Fake BigNetBuy, r0ck
08/07 Not presented
09/07 Not presented
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Jade for "Pangborn as a Baboon photo goof"
12/07 Not presented
01/08 Jade "Bringer of Light"
02/08 Not presented
03/08 Jade--Troll of alt.atheism
04/08 Meat->Plow for "Luring the Net-Dead Lurkers"

HAMMER OF THOR

04/07 Wally Anglesea
05/07 Not presented
06/07 Hell Toupee
07/07 Not presented
08/07 Not presented
09/07 Spinics of alt.astrology
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Not presented
12/07 Charlotte Blackmer
01/08 mariposas rand mair fheal AKA Greykitten.
02/08 Not presented
03/08 Not presented
04/08 Not presented

GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD

04/07 Not presented
05/07 Robb of Shared-Secrets
06/07 Not presented
07/07 Not presented
08/07 Not presented
09/07 Not presented
10/07 Not presented
11/07 Not presented
12/07 Not presented
01/08 Not presented
02/08 Not presented
03/08 Not presented
04/08 Not presented

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL

04/07 Michael "Miguel" Cranston
05/07 Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
06/07 Edmond Heinz Wollmann
07/07 Incumbent in office
08/07 Incumbent in office
09/07 Incumbent in office
10/07 Incumbent in office
11/07 Incumbent in office
12/07 Incumbent in office
01/08 Incumbent in office
02/08 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
03/08 Incumbent in office
04/08 Incumbent in office

OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT

04/07 Vito Kuhn
05/07 Vito Kuhn (incumbent)
06/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
07/07 Incumbent in office
08/07 Bill Hughes
09/07 Incumbent in office
10/07 Incumbent in office
11/07 Incumbent in office
12/07 Incumbent in office
01/08 Incumbent in office
02/08 Charles Lysaght
03/08 Incumbent in office
04/08 Incumbent in office

KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER

04/07 Brad Guth
05/07 Brad Guth (incumbent)
06/07 Ed Conrad
07/07 Incumbent in office
08/07 Incumbent in office
09/07 Incumbent in office
10/07 Incumbent in office
11/07 Incumbent in office
12/07 Alexa Cameron
01/08 Incumbent in office
02/08 Pamela Russell
03/08 Incumbent in office
04/08 Incumbent in office

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS

04/07 Mike "Miguel" Cranston and Rhonda Lea Kirk
05/07 Mike "Miguel" Cranston and Rhonda Lea Kirk (incumbents)
06/07 Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
07/07 Incumbent in office
08/07 Incumbent in office
09/07 Incumbent in office
10/07 Big-8 Management Board
11/07 Incumbent in office
12/07 Incumbent in office
01/08 Incumbent in office
02/08 Incumbent in office
03/08 Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel
04/08 Incumbent in office

AUK MASCOT

04/07 Office did not exist.
05/07 Joseph Bartlo (incumbent)
06/07 Incumbent in office
07/07 Incumbent in office
08/07 Incumbent in office
09/07 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
10/07 Incumbent in office
11/07 Incumbent in office
12/07 Incumbent in office
01/07 Incumbent in office
02/07 Incumbent in office
03/08 Incumbent in office
04/08 Incumbent in office

OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS

12/07 Colonel Jake
01/08 Incumbent in office
02/08 Incumbent in office
03/08 Incumbent in office
04/08 Jeff Relf
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