urine@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
writes:
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> Can someone please explain the difference between an actuary, an
> accountant, and a notary?
>
> I still don't understand the difference.
An actuary, an accountant, and a notary walk into a bar. They order
beers. When the beers arrive the actuary sniffs at his suspiciously,
makes a face, and says, "If I drink this, I'll probably DIE."
The accountant has been scrutinizing the tab and says, "So don't drink
it, you can't afford it anyway."
The notary says, "You said it!"
Ba-dum ching. TY,TY,IBHAW,TTV.
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