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Re: What the fuck is an Actuary?

by "// u l i e n" <hostilnakfor@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Feb 20, 2006 at 02:52 AM

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> Can someone please explain the difference between an actuary, an
> accountant, and a notary?
>
> I still don't understand the difference.
>

An actuary is a large bird with 4d8 hit points. It has an extensive armor 
system, both in its hard skin and its ability to dance from toe to toe and

avoid swing blades. Typical behavior for ;and assault on an actuary is to 
send out five level five men with maces and axes. Two will come back and 
your bird problem will be solved. When confronted with multiple actuaries,

perhaps a field of twenty of them picking at men and taking them away, one

must send more than five per bird, because their synergistic armor will 
prevent standard compliance. Typical result of one hundred men of level
five 
being picked at by twenty actuaries is total casualty on the side of men,
as 
they are eaten and driven at by hard piercing beaks.

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Re: What the fuck is an Actuary?
"// u l i e n"   2006-02-20 02:52:14 
Re: What the fuck is an Actuary?
"Cameron" <c  2006-02-20 13:11:58 
Re: What the fuck is an Actuary?
"TeaLady (Mari C.)&q  2006-02-20 03:37:13 

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