On Jun 4, 2:38?am, "Willy Wankalot" <willywanka...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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wrote:
> I like to fart on buses
The best way to do it is wait for an obvious flaming faggot to sit
down, back
up to him and rip a big one. If he can see, he will lisp that you are
rude.
If he's blind he will say "LaVell honey..is that you wanting more?"
Funny either way...
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> "bobandcarole" <bobandcarole...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > On Jun 2, 1:31?am, gl4...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(gl4...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> >> In article <1180655699.208919.311...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> >> tariq.1.ra...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> >> > x-no-archive: yes
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> >> > Perhaps the most annoying phenomenon in waiting for a bus is to
wait a
> >> > goddamn eternity and then to have 2 buses arrive together.
>
> >> > What causes this? I have seen it often in the Washington area.
>
> >> It happens on many routes in many cities. People show up at a bus
stop a
> >> certain number of minutes before their bus comes. A bus gets delayed
in
> >> traffic, or there is some other problem, and once the delay starts
then
> >> they start picking up people that would have gotten the bus just
after
> >> it. As more and more people get on the later bus, the later it gets
> >> because it winds up stopping more.
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> >> We have several routes like that were I live. Some of the drivers
know
> >> exactly where to make up time when they are late, and therefore even
if
> >> delayed are able to keep close to on time. However, not many of the
high
> >> seniority drivers sign up for such routes because they are a pain.
Thus,
> >> the drivers on those routes tend to be closer to entry-level drivers,
and
> >> don't know about schedules and how to maintain their spot on the
> >> timetable.
>
> >> Better response to traffic planning and better training of drivers
can
> >> help, but bottom line is that there are a lot of transit routes that
need
> >> to be separated from auto traffic in order to become more reliable.
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> >> --
> >> -Glennl
> >> The despammed service works OK, but unfortunately
> >> now the spammers grab addresses for use as "from" address too!
> >> e-mail hint: add 1 to quantity after gl to get 4317.
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> > It often happens when a faggot fucks himself with a dildo on the bus.
> > The normal passengers laugh at him so hard the bus driver wrecks
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