In article <dbi6tj$bh5$1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
Albert Silverman <slvrmn@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>Alice:
>
> Here is my latest lesson on music theory. You will all love it,
> even though 200 pages is a trifle long.
>
>The Rabbit:
>
> My dear Alice, I certainly don't have time to read about your
> Grandiose Theory. But if you would boil it down to twenty-five words
> or less and post it on a web site somewhere, I would be all ears.
I'm
> sure that I could then fit it into my crowded schedule.
>
> You see, I am extremely busy developing a computer program to figure
> out the key of a piece, thereby freeing up my valuable time for more
> constructive pursuits. With my work schedule, I would surely be
> digging myself into a hole by trying to wade through all of that
stuff
> of yours.
>
> Oh, oh! I'm late, I'm late. I have to get hopping.
>
> Be back next March.
>
>The Tortoise:
>
> Now what on earth is his darned hurry?
>
> Golly gosh darn! I can never seem to catch up with him.
>
> Hare today, gone tomorrow.
>
>
>-----------------------------
>Albert Silverman
>(Al is in Wonderland!)
>where relevance is irrelevant
>(09)
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