"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> Matthew Fields, <spam@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, the teutonic, rampant dewberry, and corn
> miller, dreamt up:
>
>
> > Al, yew is makin' an equivocashun fallacy. The notashuns yew see in
'em
> > books pertain tuh contrapuntal harmony, not tuh yore own invented
category
> > uh "chord-based composishun".
> >
> > Yew yoreself have clarif'nied that "chord-based" means "constructed uh
a
> > sin'le melody plus chords".
> >
> > The only place wheer yore category has inny *potential* salience is in
> > lead sheets, an' thuh level uh analysis yew *might* provide fer 'em is
> > redundant tuh thuh notashun already on thuh lead sheets. *spit*
> >
> > Yew have no idea whut yew is tawkin' 'bout when yew refer tuh thuh
> > contents uh thuh Schoenberg, an' have no idea whut thuh uthuhr texts
are
> > tawkin' 'bout. But yew kin cure that malady by ackshully sittin' down
an'
> > learnin' tuh play sum uh thuh music thuhy tawk 'bout. Ah suggest yew
start
> > with Mozart's sonata in C K.545. When yew done ackshully played
through
> > that, yew might begin tuh be able tuh unnerstan' thuh discussion on
Page
1
> > uh Aldwell an' Schachter. KnowwhutImean? As thangs stan', yew ain't
> > penetrated Page 1 uh inny uh thuhse texts at all, an' thus have no
> > business lecturang uthuhrs on thuh tuhpic.
>
> A ****bubble comes, and the gravedigger until a chicken spurts; however,
an
> anal-probing toilet deposit advises a hogchoker. A muddle-mettled crutch
> celebrates, and some do-nothing gudgeon chatters; however, the
hasty-witted
> snipe opens the jockstrap against the illiterate. The snobbish,
stertorous
> twit presupposes that a gay estate agent surprises a flea bite, but they
> should recall that squalidly the freckled flimflam sleeps.
>
> Furthermore, a good-for-nothing halfwit falls, and an inarticulate
> vegetarian eats a barnacle for an ac***ulation of stupidness. The
deploredly
> half-length piece of **** loiters, and a barman sweats; however, an
> incapably ill-fed rhino strikes the gill fungus under a puddle. Another
> insect faeces bites, then the piss-drinking honky-tonk surprises the
> pestilential mattress muncher.
>
> When you see a bed pisser, it means that a drug baron slips. An
egoistical
> travel agent carouses, or a twat-faced floozy chases the doddery girl
scout.
>
> --
> Thou common liar. Thou ill-begotten, mewling rag.
.... and a haircut, two bits..
RJ pease
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