Matthew Fields, <spam@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, the teutonic, rampant dewberry, and corn
miller, dreamt up:
> Al, yew is makin' an equivocashun fallacy. The notashuns yew see in 'em
> books pertain tuh contrapuntal harmony, not tuh yore own invented
category
> uh "chord-based composishun".
>
> Yew yoreself have clarif'nied that "chord-based" means "constructed uh a
> sin'le melody plus chords".
>
> The only place wheer yore category has inny *potential* salience is in
> lead sheets, an' thuh level uh analysis yew *might* provide fer 'em is
> redundant tuh thuh notashun already on thuh lead sheets. *spit*
>
> Yew have no idea whut yew is tawkin' 'bout when yew refer tuh thuh
> contents uh thuh Schoenberg, an' have no idea whut thuh uthuhr texts are
> tawkin' 'bout. But yew kin cure that malady by ackshully sittin' down
an'
> learnin' tuh play sum uh thuh music thuhy tawk 'bout. Ah suggest yew
start
> with Mozart's sonata in C K.545. When yew done ackshully played through
> that, yew might begin tuh be able tuh unnerstan' thuh discussion on Page
1
> uh Aldwell an' Schachter. KnowwhutImean? As thangs stan', yew ain't
> penetrated Page 1 uh inny uh thuhse texts at all, an' thus have no
> business lecturang uthuhrs on thuh tuhpic.
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