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Re: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World! (57)

by "Matthew Fields" <spam@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > May 16, 2005 at 11:33 AM

In article <d68vhj$e17$1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
Albert Silverman <slvrmn@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>The Tortoise:
>
>     Pardon my tardiness, but I am having great difficulty
>     constructing a dominant seventh chord outside of a musical
>     context. Can anyone tell me how to do this?
>
>The Hatter:
>
>     You are asking the wrong question, Gentleman-with-the-Shell. The
>     question that you *should* be asking is: "Why would anyone want to
>     learn how to construct a chord in isolation from a musical
>     context?"
>
>The Tortoise:
>
>     Thank you so much, Gentleman-with-the-Hat. Now that I am secure
>     in the knowledge that I have no need for learning how to
>     construct any chord in isolation from a musical context, I can
>     just forget about it, knowing that I am in tune with the rest of
>     our Wonderful residents.
>
>The Hatter:
>
>     It's nothing, Gentleman-with-the-Shell. Don't mention it.
>
>Alice:
>
>     You're right about this, Gentleman-with-the-Hat; don't mention
>     it, because it is indeed nothing. It seems that you don't want to
>     mention anything that *you* don't understand.
>
>     But to answer your question, Gentleman-with-the-Shell, a chord
>     having the interval pattern of our Ancient Revered One's
>     "dominant seventh" chord has the chord construction formula
>     [1,3,5,-7]. That is, it is constructed from the first, third,
>     fifth, and *lowered* seventh degrees of the diatonic major scale.
>
>     For example, this chord constructed upon tone G contains the four
>     tones GBDF. Note that tone F# is the natural seventh degree of
>     the G-major scale, while tone F is the lowered seventh degree of
>     this scale.
>
>The Frustrated Guitarist:
>
>     The **lowered** seventh degree? How did that *tone* sneak its way
>     into this chord? My Theory Teacher didn't explain that tone to
>     me, when he unwrapped his oh-so-grand theory of acoustic roots.
>     This is indeed Frustrating.
>
>The Hatter:
>
>     Forget about those roots and start thinking about leaves. It's
>     tea time, everyone; English Breakfast!! Who would ever want
>     to talk about bloody chords when he could have such a marvelous
>     drink for breakfast?
>
>The Frog:
>
>     Breakfast? At three in the afternoon?
>
>The Ostrich:
>
>     *Acoustic* roots? I guess that leaves me out of it; remember, I
>     can't hear anything.
>
>The Frog:
>
>     CrocK
>
>
>
>----------------------
>Albert Silverman
>(Al is in Wonderland!)
>(57)
>


Al, if you would only just take some time and actually try to
participate in real live music, you would begin to comprehend the
music-theoretical discussions in rec.music.theory which keep flying
over your head, and you'd lose the need to pretend and bluff about
rudimentary things like the intervals in chords.


-- 
        Matthew H. Fields http://personal.www.umich.edu/~fields
                         Music: Splendor in Sound
To be great, do things better and better. Don't wait for talent: no such
thing.
    Brights have a naturalistic world-view. http://www.the-brights.net/
 




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Re: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World! (57)
"Matthew Fields"  2005-05-16 11:33:59 

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