Re: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World! (56)

In article <d5doi6$iu1$1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
Albert Silverman <slvrmn@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>The Hatter:
>
>     Since Alice refuses to show us her music, I must conclude that
>     she is unqualified to participate in this sophisticated
>     discussion of music theory. However, to be fair to her, I will
>     conduct a survey of your qualifications, to prove that Alice is
>     indeed the least qualified individual here.
>
>     So as I call your name, please briefly summarize for me your
>     qualifications. Then *I* (who else?) will issue a judgment on
>     what to do about our continuing problem with Alice. After all,
>     she is just a visitor here.
>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>The Bulldog:
>
>     I have more bloody chords than all of you blokes put together!
>
>The Bull:
>
>     *My* output is the greatest!
>
>The Horse:
>
>     The Gentleman-with-the-Horns is WRONG.
>
>The Ostrich:
>
>     See no evil, hear no evil, smell no evil.
>
>The Music Teacher:
>
>     Can anyone tell me what a triad is?
>
>The Frustrated Guitarist:
>
>     Why ask *me*?
>
>The Tortoise:
>
>     Give me some more time to think about it.
>
>The Rabbit:
>
>     *I'm* the one who around here who is supposed to be late.
>
>The Dog:
>
>     I feel it in my bones.
>
>The Tit-mouse:
>
>     I'm the best endowed Little Girl around here, no matter what any
>     other Little Girl around here may think.
>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>The Hatter:
>
>     Well, that settles it. Just as I thought, Alice is the least
>     qualified individual in this Wonderful(!) community to be
>     discussing such a challenging subject as music theory. So she
>     must GO. Someone please show her the exit.
>
>The Door-mouse:
>
>     It's over there, my dear Little Alice.
>
>     Bye-bye
>
>
>----------------------
>Albert Silverman
>(Al is in Wonderland!)
>(56)
>

I just posted a new mp3 front and center on my home page, Al.
You really ought to listen. It's music.


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        Matthew H. Fields http://personal.www.umich.edu/~fields
                         Music: Splendor in Sound
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