On 18 Feb 2008 21:44:03 -0600, "The Wiz NP-f42" <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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wrote:
>Out from the roots of the old oak, came a crazed old raggedy man,
>swinging a spurting wand of sparks. The man eyes are very dark and blood
>red. Flailing his arms about, as if he was trying to swat a thousand
>flies, running and screaming his throat raw.
>
>"OUT OF HERE YOU FOOLISH TROLLS!!!" ZAAAPP!! (as a weak lighting bolt
>shoots from his wand)
>
>"YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS BASTARDS, LEAVE THIS PLACE NOW!! I DEMAND IT!!"
>Busssssssss pow! (another weak shot hits a tree and barely makes a mark)
>
>The stumbling old man stops " I Demand.....it..." blinks..... in the
>silence he looks to his left and right at all the people, standing in
>shock, looking at him. " Your not......." he stumbles weakly to his side
>and is caught by a kind soul. Looking up "I know you….? Yes?" as
>Mephistopheles begins to smile down at him, but, not breaking the
>silence. Gaining his balance the old wizard stands and dashes to another
>person "Welcome to the Fort!" and shake his hand with renewed vigor and a
>growing smile. "And You Welcome!!" He goes down the line. "DOC! Dear
>friend your back!!" looking around "your back, I was sure they killing
>you all." He sees Darkshadows next and gives him a big wizard hug.
>
>Then suddenly stops looking to the ground he drops to his knees and picks
>up a badly brunt piece of board. On the wood you could barely read 'MTB +
>Prin..'. "It gone my friends" he whispers "I tried to stop them" "my
>magic was not strong enough" He lowers his head and sobs out of
>control......................
Let's hope he gets depressed enough to kill himself and save the
taxpayers some money.
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